Friday Round-Up

Welcome folks.  In this day and age, we're over saturated with news, comments and the asshole opinions of pretty much every dipshit on the planet.  Whereas we used to rely on town criers, Walter Cronkite or Yellow Page ads for the latest news, now it's being speed-shoveled on our nearly-dead corpses in a number of ways, including the increasingly-popular blog. So here we are.

The thing with blogs, is, there are about 99.874% too many of them.  You made chicken tandoori with your 4 year old?  Nobody gives a shit. Collected the autograph of every sex offender in your county?  Go shove a sharpie up your urethra.  It's tough to find an under-served market, but Father here has done it.

This blog will serve to examine the best, worst, and most crazily outrageous comments on the various blogs that exist that serve commentary on the comments of one of the most popular blogs out there, Deadspin.   You've been asking for this, you need this, you want this, so step up to Santa's Little Helper's cock, cause it's time to drink from the firehose.

MKM Ultimate Bastard

Angry Starred Commenter brought the fury today, complaining about a number of repetitive jokes. Look at this delicate little butterfly!  Why, a butterfly with stars!  Hey ASC, get the fuck over yourself you cum dragon, and admit that some people have the same jokes.

Though he prefers to remain Anonymous, some crazy motherfucker thinks Raysism is funny.  I'm guessing that Anonymous' last name in real life is Behr, cause that asshole is huffing paint.

Finally, the big guy himself made a cameo, calling out his "buddy" Same Sad Echo.  We get it, IMG, you want to have his anal babies.  Get a room.

Street Cheese

It looks like Street Cheese took the day off.  Hey, that Cheddar ain't gonna move itself.



Alright, kiddos, this is your Father signing off.  No bastards here, you're all my children!